Ok gang, it’s official, the party is back in town and our girl Josephine’s bursting at the seams with excitement! This sassy b*tch is simply gagging for a Razzle Dazzle and who are we to take that away from her. It seems her number 1 babe Bo Jo is missing a night out too; we knew he wouldn’t last long before the craving for a bottomless brunch got on top.
It’s a good job that Josephine’s been preparing for this moment all throughout lockdown. With the help of her girl gang, she’s been plotting, planning, and perfecting the ultimate events schedule to ensure that when she makes her comeback, it’s one for the history books – no well-behaved women here.
We are pleased to announce we are officially taking bookings from the 17th of May. As always, we want you and your Band de Filles to book with confidence, so our 100% Money Back Guarantee* is still in place, should we remain closed on the day of your booking.
So, whether you’re celebrating a belated birthday, catching up with the girls or simply in need of a large glass of wine (aren’t we all!), our books are open, and our reservations team are on hand to make sure that your first night back is one to remember.
Can’t wait to see you, Join our mailing list (and get a free cocktail) or follow on Insta @TonightJosephine for all the up-to-date news!
Lots of Love, Josephine xxx
*100% Money Back Guarantee applies to all event tickets & table deposits in the event that the venue has to close due to COVID-19 restrictions. If the bar is open and you are unable to attend, we will offer you an alternative booking date but will not be able to offer a refund.
Joséphine knew what she wanted, she made her own rules and didn’t give a damn what anyone thought. She started as a nobody but with sass, hustle and a little bit of luck, she became the Empress of the French.
After her first marriage ended with her husband’s brush with the guillotine, Joséphine was herself arrested but used cunning and seduction to get released the day before her own date with the blade.
Following this she lived life with the motto ‘c’est la fucking vie’ and didn’t hold back. She became a hedonistic It Girl, an unapologetic hot mess. A hit on the dance floor and great in the sack.
When she met Napoleon at a party, he was a penniless soldier but she had an eye for talent and seduced him.
They got hitched straight away in a hastily pulled together, Vegas-style wedding the night before Napoleon left for battle in Italy.
While Napoleon was off warmongering and womanising, she grew bored of playing the trophy wife and kept busy by throwing parties and taking a string of famous lovers. She eventually joined Napoleon the night before battle only to have her advances rebuffed by him, “Not Tonight Joséphine”.
When they finally split, she left the palace with a shitload of luggage, her entourage and a pet parrot. He still loved her until his death, her name being his very last word. Well behaved women don’t make history. Cocktails forever.
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