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WE DON’T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS…
BUT YOU SHOULD REALLY SORT YOUR CHRISTMAS PLANS!
Here at Tonight Josephine, we’re excited to announce that in light of Bo Jo’s announcement that lockdown WILL be lifted as planned, we’re set to open in Tier 2 and we’re now taking bookings from the 2nd December.
We’d like to say a huge thank you to each and every one of you for your continued support throughout lockdown, and for always being the best Band De Filles we could ask for. This has been a tough year for babes countrywide, and we’ll be making sure we bring you an extra sassy Christmas to make up for it. Rest assured, we’re dedicated to ensuring that when our doors do swing back open we’ve got everything in place to keep you extra safe and extra entertained.
Lots of Love, Josephine xxx
Joséphine knew what she wanted, she made her own rules and didn’t give a damn what anyone thought. She started as a nobody but with sass, hustle and a little bit of luck, she became the Empress of the French.
After her first marriage ended with her husband’s brush with the guillotine, Joséphine was herself arrested but used cunning and seduction to get released the day before her own date with the blade.
Following this she lived life with the motto ‘c’est la fucking vie’ and didn’t hold back. She became a hedonistic It Girl, an unapologetic hot mess. A hit on the dance floor and great in the sack.
When she met Napoleon at a party, he was a penniless soldier but she had an eye for talent and seduced him.
They got hitched straight away in a hastily pulled together, Vegas-style wedding the night before Napoleon left for battle in Italy.
While Napoleon was off warmongering and womanising, she grew bored of playing the trophy wife and kept busy by throwing parties and taking a string of famous lovers. She eventually joined Napoleon the night before battle only to have her advances rebuffed by him, “Not Tonight Joséphine”.
When they finally split, she left the palace with a shitload of luggage, her entourage and a pet parrot. He still loved her until his death, her name being his very last word. Well behaved women don’t make history. Cocktails forever.
The joy of two for one on all cocktails, Peroni Rossa & glasses of Prosecco.
Mon: 4pm – 5pm
Tues: 4pm – 5pm
Wed: 4pm – 5pm
Thurs: 4pm – 5pm
Fri: 2pm – 5pm
Sat: No Happy Hour
Mon: 5pm – 6pm
Tues: 5pm – 6pm
Wed: 5pm – 6pm
Thurs: 5pm – 6pm
Fri: 2pm – 5pm
Sat: No HH
Sun: 2pm – 6pm
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